Israel, Subway and the Morgue (based on the true story of David and Goliath) Part II

Part II
One day at band practice his dad rushed in hoopin' and hollerin' about going somewhere or something. Once he slowed down enought to get his words out, David learned that he'd have to leave to go meet this guy named Saul. DAvid was glad to leave, though he would miss his family and band groupies, but there wasn't much action while watching the sheep. So David hopped on a donkey that was loaded with Jones Soda and some Krispy Kremes, and a little goat and headed off to meet his man by the name of Saul.

David grew to like him. For a while Dvid was the guy that took car of Saul's armor. Saul like David becauseof his specialty in playing the harp. Sometimes and evil spirit would come over Saul. It was like Olivia on a bad hair day, only in spirit form. A great anxiety came over Saul. But when ever this happened, David just played his harp and the evil spirit went away. And when it did Saul would feel relieved.

Soon, Jesse got a letter in the mail. It took awhile for it to get to him, because the first mail man got attacked by a pack of wild zebr. But when Jesse got the letter, this is what it said,

Dear Jesse,
Your son David is great. Please let him stay with me. He's really narly. I like having him around.

Sincerly,
King Saul

Though he missed his son, Jesse agreetd to letting him stay.

Soon the Israelites had gone to war witht the Phillys. They were called that because they worshiped Subways, Philly Steak and Cheese Sandwhich. David's three brothers were there at war, as David was at home in Bethleham (they liked ham not beth) tending to his father's sheep. The war seemed to drag on day by day as David went back and forth from time to time between Saul and his father. You know how it's like, if your parents are divorced.

[to be continued...]